New Jersey has the internet?

And the corn IS pretty fucking good.

P.S- Best Jersey fabulous anecdote ever? My uncle just told me that he played for a softball team called Thunder Road BEFORE the boss got big. It doesn't matter that
a) Bruce Springsteen will never be half as cool a no vocal abilitized pseudo poet that even a messed up born- again Bob Dylan on a bad day was
b) or that it costs probably a hundred bucks if you want to see BUH-ruce sing working class tunes in person.
c) or that my uncle had never mentioned such an affinity

It's in the water. Even in Bergen County apparently.