Le Jersey Shore

Je vais a the very classy New Jersey co-astline for the next two weeks.

a) No it doesn't smell. That bad.
b) No they certainly don't speak French, so once more, I'm fucked in terms of le pratique.
c) We don't think that New Jersey has gotten the internet yet, so in all likelihood, no postings.
d) Yes I will bring you all back some fine Jersey corn.